Top 10 Sure Signs You’re a Bitch and Don’t Even Know It

#3 You’re constantly correcting people. There are several correcting behaviors that only bitches do, and they’re all equally annoying. For example, you correct your friends even when you know full well what they meant to say. Why bother interrupting your girl just to nitpick? Another nasty habit is constantly criticizing your friends about their life choices, all while ignoring all of your own bad decisions.

#4 Friends joke that you have resting bitch face *but they’re 100% serious*. Negativity is a real downer, and if your friends keep joking that you have a case of the R.B.F., you may just be the Negative Nancy of the bunch.

If you hang out at social events and always have time to bitch about it afterwards, you might want to rethink your attitude and try a smile for once. Nobody likes a critic, and nobody likes a bitch, either!

#5 You keep scandalous evidence… just not your own. Bitches keep records, and we don’t mean the musical kind. Do you have folders on your phone dedicated to scandalous photos or misdeeds of your friends, family, or former lovers? Bitches don’t let it go, and they always have the evidence for blackmailing. Scale back the bitchiness by deleting your stash and learning to forgive and forget!

#6 Your friends are afraid of you. If your friends know that when you say, “What do you think, honestly?” you absolutely mean, “Tell me exactly what I want to hear, or you’re dead,” then you, my friend, may be riding high in bitch town. Only bitches make their friends afraid of them.

#7 Check your emojis. One way to see what kind of a bitch you’re being is to check your list of recently used emojis. Sweet girl emojis include the smiley, winky face, hearts, kissy face, cherries, and so on. The bitch? Her top emojis will definitely be the nail polish, glass of wine, party favor, girl with her hand up *like yeah, whatever*, and both the clapping hands and the thumbs-up icons *used sarcastically, of course*. 

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